Green Eyes: Apparently humans exchange around 278 bacterial colonies when kissing.
Brown Eyes: What even- okay I have several responses to what you just said but my overriding retort is 'How can you even empirically quantify that? ergo bullshit statistic'
Green Eyes: And your other responses were?
Brown Eyes: All along the lines of 'What implored you to bring that up?' peppered with expletives.
Green Eyes: Trivia. I've been reading a lot of trivia lately.
Brown Eyes: Sounds like your summer's been totally gnarly...
Green Eyes: Really? This, from Queen Shakespeare Marathons and her army of medical books?
Brown Eyes: ...Amongst plenty of other stuff, Sir Princeton Research Monkey.
Green Eyes: Ah yes, the "other stuff" hahahaaa